Jan 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
dari paora Senin, 26 Januari 2015
Jan 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
dari Riley finn Sabtu, 17 Januari 2015
Jan 24
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.
Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
dari The wild wes Sabtu, 17 Januari 2015
Jan 23
striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch
Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!

Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
dari Ggo1000 Sabtu, 17 Januari 2015
Jan 22
When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.
Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?
Emily: Yes
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
Emily: No
~2 minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 minute delay~
Emily: Ok
Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?
Emily: What?
Ron: I think I'd have a better conversation with a brick wall.
dari snazzywordsmith Sabtu, 17 Januari 2015
Jan 21
Have sex or do anything sexual.
*Taken from the movie Lion King where Simba and Nala lick each other while the song "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" plays.
G: Honey, I feel horny as ever
B: Come on and sing a disney song with me babe
G: Screw me.
dari hornyforsomeanthony Minggu, 18 Januari 2015
Jan 20
When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.
"Why are you late?"
"I got stuck doing the sidewalk salsa."
dari Connie LaBelle Minggu, 18 Januari 2015

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