Okt 4
An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.
Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".
dari joedrums Sabtu, 26 September 2015
Okt 3
Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.
- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.
dari WordWhiz Sabtu, 26 September 2015
Okt 2
Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth
Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!
dari Kesh123 Minggu, 27 September 2015
Okt 1
"Snapchat Slapped" The act of waking a person up by slapping them in the face with your phone while taking a video using snapchat.
My coworkers a douche he snapchat slapped me while on break the other day.
dari ricosuave Minggu, 27 September 2015
Sep 30
Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.
John's girlfriend's really into intercoarse, and she has scars to show from past experience.
dari Your_mum_in_my_pants Minggu, 27 September 2015
Sep 29
When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
dari jeanjamisreal Minggu, 27 September 2015
Sep 28
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
dari DoctorLove Rabu, 23 September 2015
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