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Des 11
When someone is too caught up in their feelings and lets their emotions over-ride everything else in their life.
Aubrey: Hey Wayne, why did he punch me?
Wayne: they were just up in their feelings
dari drakebrah Selasa, 09 Desember 2014
Des 10
Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"
Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.
dari That second time at band camp Sabtu, 06 Desember 2014
Des 9
1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout
John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.
dari mjs831 Minggu, 07 Desember 2014
Des 8
Mixing up Ebola] and E-Coli. used by the under-informed population when trying to sound intellectual by talking about current events, but they get the two diseases confused and think they are the same thing.
My Grandpa cracks me up - last night after watching the news he declared to my Dad that "That damn Obama is to blame for this Eboli that's killing everyone, that's why he doesn't eat meat from Africa"
dari MarkyN Kamis, 23 Oktober 2014
Des 7
when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex
Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
dari JDub789 Sabtu, 29 November 2014
Des 6
When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him
Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"
dari apple201 Jum'at, 28 November 2014
Des 5
i know what you mean
Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.
dari caragnafogdog Senin, 01 Desember 2014

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