Sara (text): hey where are you?
Emma (text): um...in...*cough*...bed?
Sara: ARE YOU SHEXTING ME?
Emma: YEAH BITCH.
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
Blocking the last penalty kick to win the match can generally produce a sportgasm.
After Vince Young's touchdown run to beat USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl National Championship game, I had a sportgasm.