Nov 15
When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.
Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."
dari Foxlover1 Kamis, 13 November 2014
Nov 14
the things I would do to you
wow you are so hot. Ttiwdty
dari samuelmarie Kamis, 13 November 2014
Nov 13
Another word for taking a dump
After lunch I enjoy a healthy food press.
dari Lingopronva Senin, 10 November 2014
Nov 12
When you get a reply from a snapchat you sent.
(generic duck face pic)

New notification
"wahey I got a snapback"
(generic dic pic)
dari qwertydoll Kamis, 27 Maret 2014
Nov 11
The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.
While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.
dari word douche Minggu, 30 Agustus 2009
Nov 10
The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.
How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.
dari Robopoet Jum'at, 22 Februari 2008
Nov 9
When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.
Sue: "Oh no, do you see how low cut that top is? She is leaving nothing to the imagination!"
Jane: "Oh girl! She's got her party boobs out!"
dari IreneIsNotMyName Jum'at, 31 Oktober 2014

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