Agu 8
When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.
Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."
dari AstroFox Jumat, 05 Agustus 2016
Agu 7
An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told.

Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"
Ellie: You lie to my face and behind my back, we only hang out when you need something, you ditch me the second you get a boyfriend and come running back the second he leaves you, and you give me your clothes that are too tight and then tell people you gave them to me because they were too big. You're a bad friend, and I'm so done with you.
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?

Dan: We've been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you're single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you're my friend. Where is this coming from?
via giphy
dari WordsmithOwl Sabtu, 06 Agustus 2016
Agu 4
When a women texts you using more than one "y" it means they like or have a crush on you.
Girl: Heyyyy
Boy: Hi
Girl: I like you.
Boy: I know... You used more than one "y".
dari Drunk_Assassin Rabu, 03 Agustus 2016
Agu 1
The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.
I can't wait to get home from work and let my girls hang
via giphy
dari Elizapple Kamis, 28 Juli 2016
Jul 31
A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh
"Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n'at"
dari Beer_jedi Selasa, 28 Oktober 2003
Jul 29
When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.
Kevin is that Mewtew??

Kevin: *pokemon goos self*
dari Swaggyswoog Kamis, 28 Juli 2016
Jul 28
a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;

one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.
Joe doesn't even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon... he's a flat earther.
dari G-Money12321 Minggu, 10 November 2013
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