1 definition by BabyParker

Let me give the REAL definition of Lumberton.
"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist of a trashy multicolored blonde and black and they all tan their skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their virginity.
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation with anyone.
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.
Dude 1- "Man I totally banged this Lumberton chick last weekend and now this weird goo shit is coming out of my dick."
Dude 2- "Dude... she's from Lumberton?"
Dude 1- "Yeah bro."
Dude 2- "You have the Lumberton curse dude."
Dude 1- "Lumberton curse..?"
Dude 2-"You caught clamydia you dumbfuck."
dari BabyParker Rabu, 27 April 2011

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