Person on I-75
asking for directions:"Yo wats the exit for Ocala?"
Person giving directions:"Ocala?never heard of it,you
must mean Orlando!"
76 year old man drives
a 1994 Chevy capris.
80 year old drives
an extended-bed Chevy silverado.
Showhorse owner 1:"i bet my horse is prettier then yours!"
has a braided mane!"