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68 definitions by Billebllunt

 
1.
Noun

1. The sexual act of a woman taking 3 loads in her ass and then shoving a carrot up there. Followed by a rabbit.
Tom & Dick: "We found an old carrot."
Harry: "And I've got a rabbit!"

"And when they shoved it up her ass, she began to prance around, Frosty the Snowman."
dari Billebllunt Minggu, 08 Desember 2013
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2.
Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words "spontaneous" and "anus", it's a term used to describe shitting your pants suddenly and without warning.
"Please stand back, I just ate a hot mayonnaise sandwich and it might get spontanus up in here."
dari Billebllunt Rabu, 12 Februari 2014
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3.
Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of any three or more men in a circular formation digitally manipulating one another to orgasm and upon completion saying "Hee hee hee snort snort."

2. A circle jerk for erkel nerds.
Q: "Have you ever gotten really drunk and performed an erkel jerk?"

A: "God, I sure hope not."
dari Billebllunt Minggu, 19 Januari 2014
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4.
Adjective

1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."

"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
dari Billebllunt Minggu, 19 Januari 2014
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5.
Noun

1. A variation on the popular belief that one should lick the alphabet while performing cunnilingus, but in this case, licking in the pattern of Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A and then spelling out the word "START."
"I'm going to stop at my friends house for old school video game night, then I'm heading straight to my girlfriends house to perform contralingus."
dari Billebllunt Rabu, 11 Desember 2013
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6.
Noun

1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.
"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"
dari Billebllunt Rabu, 11 Desember 2013
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7.
Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"
dari Billebllunt Rabu, 11 Desember 2013
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