Ben: So I had an elongated
, fat penis for lunch. Smothered in hot mustard.
Ben: Oookay.. Well what did you have?
Tanya: Okay fine, I ate out a dripping, wet pussy, covered in KY jelly. Beat that!
Ben: You're a lesbian? I thought you loved me!
Tanya: I thought we were playing a game...
Ben: Is that what love is to you, A GAME!!??
Tanya: I didn't mean---
Ben: The HELL you didn't mean! You're breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about
your old flame Steve again?
Tanya: Oh yeah, I suppose you are jealous. Maybe you wanted Steve's elongated
, fat penis, huh?
Ben: He didn't even like
Tanya: Damn right he wasn't gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
Ben: That hurts... just because our love life isn't perfect you've always got to compare me to him. Hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn't gay.
Tanya: He wasn't---
Ben: Hey wait, you're talking about
sex, I was talking about
food! An elongated
fat, penis is a hot dog!
Ben: Yeah, and you told me you liked
to eat out women!
Tanya: I did not! I thought you were just trying to gross me out with homosexual
references, so I'd one up you!
Ben: Ohhh. That's what I get for using obscure slang! I thought everyone knew what an elongated
fat penis was!
Tanya: I'm sorry
darling. Please forgive me! I didn't mean what I said about
Ben: I'm sorry
too honey, I know you're not a lesbian, like
my old flame Cassandra.
Tanya: No need to bring
her into this, honey.
sweetie. Hey, how about
we go listen to some
of those Indigo Girls
albums you like
, and we share an elongated
, fat penis together!
Tanya: Yeah baby!
*couple walks off hand