636 definitions by Jake

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"
dari Jake Sabtu, 21 Februari 2004
refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)
I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
dari Jake Selasa, 03 Februari 2004
a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)
1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
dari Jake Selasa, 25 Januari 2005
Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.
My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
dari Jake Selasa, 10 Agustus 2004
1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam
dude your car is so haggard!
dari Jake Kamis, 10 Maret 2005
pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
dari Jake Sabtu, 28 Februari 2004
a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".
Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.
dari Jake Selasa, 03 Februari 2004
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