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1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

 
71.
Cockney slang for sex.
The guvnor is 'avin' a bit of slap and tickle with the missus.
dari kung-fu jesus Sabtu, 25 September 2004
 
72.
"Accepted", "we agree"
Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!
dari Kung-Fu Jesus Kamis, 15 April 2004
 
73.
The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.
Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.
dari kung-fu jesus Sabtu, 30 Oktober 2004
 
74.
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
dari Kung-Fu Jesus Sabtu, 17 April 2004
 
75.
(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
You're a lousy singer.
dari Kung-Fu Jesus Rabu, 12 Mei 2004
 
76.
To rule with an iron fist is to harshly punish anyone or thing that bends the law at all. There are no technicalities, and there are no mercies granted.
Stalin ruled with an iron fist.
dari Kung-Fu Jesus Minggu, 18 April 2004
 
77.
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
dari Kung-fu Jesus Sabtu, 26 Juni 2004