1 definition by Mark Pune-Twaine

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1. The consumption of semen via prophylactic.
2. Ejaculate in a condom and drink the remains.
3. After a male homo sapien sexually excretes into a condom, a willing individual may enjoy contents at their leisure.
1. After I had safe condom-protected sex with my girlfriend, she gave herself a go-gurt by ripping the condom off my hard penis and sucking every drop of cum out of it just like one would enjoy the creamy goodness of a bagged yogurt.

2. I was jerking off and came into a condom. I then proceeded to go-gurt myself "facial-style."

3. Son, back in the 1970's I banged this chick at some festi then go-gurted her, wringing out my semen all over her sweaty body. Those were the days..... those were the days.
dari Mark Pune-Twaine Kamis, 03 Maret 2011

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