30 definitions by Mike Comanche

Top Definition
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
#marriage #paul #isaiah 4 #romans 1 #corinthians 7 #mark 10:12
dari Mike Comanche Rabu, 04 Maret 2009
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
#child support mom #octo-mom #octopussy #porntard #pornie eyes
dari Mike Comanche Kamis, 12 Maret 2009
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
#hebrews #jew dough #jew egg #jew eat #yahwist
dari Mike Comanche Rabu, 04 Maret 2009
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
#borderline girlfriend #pre-girlfriend #almost girlfriend #marriage #ex-wife #sex wife #nex wife
dari Mike Comanche Rabu, 04 Maret 2009
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
#tits #boobs #floaters #sinkers #peanut smuggler
dari Mike Comanche Selasa, 10 Maret 2009
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
#cunninglinguist #snifacunt other #chicken taco #tuna taco #groud beef taco #burger taco #chocolate taco #churning chocolate
dari Mike Comanche Kamis, 05 Maret 2009
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
#pumpernickel #quarter pounder #johnson #got milk? #marriage
dari Mike Comanche Selasa, 10 Maret 2009
Email Harian Gratis

Tulis alamat email lo dibawah sini untuk bisa mendapatkan Kata Urban Hari Ini, gratis setiap pagi!

Email dikirim dari daily@urbandictionary.com. Kita nggak bakalan nge-spam kamu kok :).

×