A prepubescent child with a distinctively high voice that abuses the microphone on any online games, such as Team Fortress 2
. This viral species has an incredibly short temper, and talks in its annoying high-pitched voice. Especially when they lose or get angry, their screaming voices are enough to send your eardrums clean to Pluto, back to Earth, back to Pluto again, and then back to Earth. Not only do they talk obnoxiously, but they use the mic for every second of gameplay. Their speech patterns often consist of swears with not much room for anything else. If you're unfortunate enough to meet one, your best bet is to leave the server. Or, do what others do and record footage of the game and then post it on YouTube
for a good laugh. Of course, because of their age, they're usually inexperienced noob
s, and their contributions to the team's efforts are only detrimental. And of course, their constant bitching makes you lag
slower than their tiny brains.
I logged onto a Russian server for TF2 where mostly communist
s were playing, but there was a squeaker invading the team's efforts. He made me get off the server, so I had to spend the next five minutes getting to another one, only to find that there were three more in the new server! STOP THE SQUEAKER INVASION! THEY DRIVE ME TO SLIT MY NECK AND WRISTS!