Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars
won't save them. Adding "and then I found five
dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your
boring ass story, will
validate for your
friends all that time and facial expressiveness they
just wasted listening to it, and they will
remember why they
are friends with you in the first
place, because a friend with weed
is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich
and I was just
it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make
one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just
, I spent, I dunno, probably three
hours, like three
and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating
it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."
"Bet you felt
then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"