12 definitions by Stefonamus

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The name to tell a Secret Service agent when he asks you for your name!
Travis: My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue. Agent: Hopper? Travis: Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey. ...
#secret service #taxi driver #psychotic #psuedonym #deception
dari Stefonamus Selasa, 10 November 2009
Something exceedingly gross
Her face looks like abortion on toast.

That is as gross as abortion on toast
#gross #sick #disgusting #sickening #putrid
dari Stefonamus Minggu, 20 Desember 2009
A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
#scientology #dianetics #l. ron hubbard #quackery #p.t. barnum
dari Stefonamus Selasa, 16 Juni 2009
A fart that makes you want to throw away your underwear
You just cut a Liquifart! Stay away from me!
#fart #shit #diarrhea #a wet one #the trots
dari Stefonamus Jumat, 19 Februari 2010
The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!
"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."
#morning pee #alarm clock #full bladder #taking a pee #taking a leak
dari Stefonamus Senin, 30 November 2009
Highland High School Cafeteria Pizza
Yuck! The cafeteria is serving abortion on toast again today.
#bad food #gross #sickening #horrible #rotten
dari Stefonamus Kamis, 24 Desember 2009
The Tobacco Industry Insider's euphemism for "First Usual Brand Young(er) Adult Smoker." In other words, A KID! It is a insider campaign strategy word to "sanitize" the true nature of their marketing methods.
FUBYAS consider Camel to be an old man's brand. The Joe Camel campaign should 'youthen up' Camel.

Insider: Dr. Teague, how young should a FUBYAS be?
Dr. Teague: They got lips? WE WANT THEM!
#euphemism #tobacco industry #marketing manipulation #code words #misrepresentation #joe camel
dari Stefonamus Rabu, 15 Juli 2009
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