The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species
is believed to have
a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth
of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet
of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep
your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most
fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.