A very large, strong, hairy, yet intelligent and bipedal primate which bogart
s overtime at soybean processing plants in Iowa
. While normally gentle at work, it becomes enraged at extreme stupidity adversely affecting its workplace environment. This rage can only be calmed by scantily clad female redheads.
Gusquatches are generally harmless to creatures around them, however, cats may be subject to "whisker trims" and human males are frequently encouraged by gusquatches to give "titty twister
s" to their mates. While gusquatch is indirectly responsible, some human males have been subject to being ghengis-khan
ed by their mates as a result. Always use caution and discretion when following the suggestions of a gusquatch.
Truck Driver Ron: "Damn, is that a bigfoot
sweeping the parking lot?"
Truck Loading Indian: "No, that's just Gusquatch, bogart
ing that clean-up overtime again!"