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2 definitions by dopiwan

 
1.
The cough that follows after swallowing an intense fellatio session
She slobbed on my knob so deep, after I she swallowed my nut she had a nasty jizzcough.
dari dopiwan Sabtu, 12 November 2011
 
2.
The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.
Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.
dari dopiwan Rabu, 16 November 2011