The feeling in your mouth when you bite into a crisp grape and the juices explode leaving you amazingly refreshed.
I got home from the market with all different grapes. I had several grapasms while testing each kind.
Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.
I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.
The overwhelming weight gain in pigeons outside the Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC due to the crazy amount of dieting the fashionista students do.
I was sitting in my office and saw an obese pigeon land on the ledge. He must have a case of FIT Bird Flu bad!
Your boss yells at you so you go home and yell at your wife. Your wife is a teacher who yells at her student. That student is the child of your boss so because of being yelled at throws a temper tantrum at home which aggravates your boss who started the circle by yelling at you. It continues to repeat creating the circle.
From Barney on "How I Met Your Mother"
You can justify yelling at someone if you were yelled at by referring to the circle of yelling.
someone who will substitute normal meals for ones that consist only of junk food and sugar.
I was going to have a salad for lunch but again I substituted for a hot fudge sundae and soda... I suffer from ieatpoorlyitis.
Fartist - Fake Amusement Really Trying Inside So To - NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEY SUCK AT LIFE AN USE ART AS AN EXCUSE FOR IT
Phony artists, people who are to lazy to do anything else and use 'starving artist' as a way around it.
An insult to those truly devoted to art,
My fartist friends whine on facebook all day that no one pays them attention while at the same time they refuse to work and sponge off others.