2 definitions by knobgobbler69

Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:

Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?

Angelo: What?

Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!

Angelo: No fucking way!

Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.

It soaked right through his shorts!

Angelo: Jesus.

Example 2:

Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
dari knobgobbler69 Jum'at, 23 Mei 2008
The circumsized end of a penis.
Hey Billy, let me gobble on that pink knob for awhile. I'll give it a real nice sheen. I know how much you like it! It is so sensitive.
dari knobgobbler69 Jum'at, 23 Mei 2008

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