A town in Suffolk County that has the biggest sluts around. If you ask a girl if she wants a dirty sanchez she will probally say yes.They also have really nice asses Also if you ask them to go have sex with you they also will. 95% of the kids smoke weed and drink everyday and 5% of middle school students arent vigins and 55% have already drank and smoked. The guys of Hauppauge are complete pricks, They have no lives. In hauppauge theres always a party going on somewhere.
Kid from other town: " yo i banged that girl from Hauppauge with the nice ass"
Other kid from other town: " Yo which one?"
Kid #1 : Who cares