Originally heard on the "Let's Nab Oprah" episode of The Boondocks
"You mean aside from the fact that texting is the stupidest fucking thing in the world? I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryin' to type some shit they could've called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs! Which I just don't approve of. Fuck, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read nothin' that a motherfucker typed with they thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just Nigga Technology anyway."- Gin Rummy
Born Edda Kathleen von Heemstra Hepburn -Ruston on May 4, 1929 in Brussels, Belgium. Physical stats= 5'7" 116lbs. 34"-20"-34". Star of such notable movies as Breakfast at Tiffanys and Sabrina. Considered by many to be on of greatest actors of all time. Devoted later years as U.N.I.C.E.F. ambassador in Africa and other impovershed regions. Extremly self consience and fought deppression. Died of Cancer JAn 20, 1993.