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3 definitions by ndrndr

 
1.
The stuff you bring to the checkout counter so you aren't just buying a bottle of AstroGlide.
I ran out of lube but didn't need anything else, so I grabbed some toothpaste as lube disguise.
dari ndrndr Selasa, 12 Agustus 2008
 
2.
Twitter sex - like text sex but conducted on Twitter by direct message, or, for the particularly daring, public @ messages.
S and I were twexing all last night. I don't think my wife knows.
dari ndrndr Selasa, 09 Desember 2008
 
3.
masturbating
if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.
dari ndrndr Selasa, 20 Desember 2011