n. (STS) A form of mental
illness in which the afflicted finds storm troopers to be cool. Symptoms include dressing up like a storm trooper often
(not just Halloween), branding one's clothing
with the Star Wars
Imperial logo, joining storm trooper
fan clubs, and blowing
all of one's money on Star Wars
conventions. Subjects often
think that their
a storm trooper
There are 4 stages of Storm Trooper
1: Commonly known as being
"storm-curious". Lasts from 1 day to 4 weeks.
2: Early Onset STS. Lasts 1 month to 1 year.
3: College STS. (18-23 yrs old) Often
thought to be beyond help
at this stage
4: Terminal STS. A progression
3 STS. Patient has either graduated/dropped out of college, now has a drug dependency and realizes they wasted their
college years pretending to be a storm trooper
. Often seen
sleeping in cardboard boxes.
STS is a real
condition. If you notice a loved one displaying any of these symptoms get them help