1. Another word for Jupiter, Florida
2. Something that I will never
get invited to, or any social gathering with other teenagers.
3. Things I do when all of my friends
are out having
fun and I'm not. Typically on Friday
and Saturday nights:
1. Sit at home
2. Play Xbox live
3. If none
of my friends
are online (99% chance
there not) play alone
4. Sit on the computer
my myspace layout
6. Look at people's pictures, wishing I was with them having
7. Watch T.V.
8. Do homework
for my Honor classes
9. Go to bed at 10 pm. I text one of my friends
ask "whats up?", I tell them "I'm in bed", they
say "=Its early! sux you didn't get invited", I say "I know, I never
get invited anywhere", and then they
say "Oh well I'm having
a great time at Lauren's party, gtg ttyl!"
1. Guy: Dude
you want to go down
Guy 2: Yeah! I heard that
you get all the free alcohol, sex and pot you want!
2. Jack and Chris
are in the hallway talking:
Jack: "Hey Chris
did you get invited to Sharon's party
: "Not yet dude
and its going
to be the best party
of the year"
Jack: "Yeah I know
! She can only have about 75 people at her house though, so she is inviting those
who she went to Middle school with
: "I heard about that
, I was good
her, but since she is in the academy here at haven't seen her, maybe every
once in awhile."
Jack: " Don't sweat it bro! She will invite
, Louis, and Danny are leaving school
Louis: "HOLY SHIT! I never thought the day would end!"
Jack: "I know
man, oh shit tonight is Sharon's big party
Danny: "I know dude
! Are you all invited!?"
: "No, I thought she was going
to ask me but I haven't seen her."
Jack, Louis, Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
: "Well actually I talked to her on Monday. She told me that
she was looking for all you guys and I asked why, she then said
because she is having a party
at her house and wanted to know where
you guys were, because she wanted to invite
Louis: "And she didn't invite
: "I guess not"
I'm sorry, that
Danny: "Hey dude
I need to get home, do you guys need a ride?"
Jack: "Yeah can you Louis and me drive
to my house?"
Danny: "Yeah sure, hey Chris
do you need a ride?"
: "You know
what my mom said
, I can't get into
a car with
anyone, I have to wait here for her to pick
me up, so I have to wait another 20 minutes."
Danny: "Whatever dude
any of us later"
Jack, Louis, Danny drove off leaving Chris
never got a call from Sharon about the party
, sh he just concluded that
he will spend
another Friday night at his house. This was a record breaking 14th Friday night he hasn't gone anywhere. He plays a little Xbox 360 then goes online. He sees that
no one is on Myspace nor AIM. All of his friend's away
messages read: "SHARON'S PARTY
@!!!", "getting ready! dinner with
the girls then sharon's party
!", "this is a party
i just can't miss, i pity
the losers who couldn't get an invite
!" Turning off his computer, Chris
was felt depressed, so at 9:54 pm he decides to hit the sack. After
to listening to a few songs Chris
decides to text
: Hey dude
Jack: Hey bro@! good
to hear from you
: Yeah I know
, how is the party
Jack: OMG its fucking off the hook!
: I would imagine
Jack: Yeah i know
! haha oh shit! Louis is hooking up with
: WHAT! goddamnit I was going
to ask her if Sharon invited me! We have been flirting
for the past month and I heard that
she likes me!
Jack: Well i guess she likes Louis dude
: Thats so gay, dude
I don't feel good
Jack: sorry dude
, I have to go Sharon wants to dance with
: Hope you have fun
Jack: I told everyone you said
: Really? :)
Jack: But everyone didn't know
who you were so they just said
fuck him, oh well. I will ttyl
Sharon wants to dance!
Everyone at school was talking about Sharon's party
. Soon after that
a lot of people had parties, not to Chris
's surprise, everyone except him never got invited.