1. Another word for Jupiter, Florida
2. Something that I will never get invited to, or any social gathering with other teenagers.
3. Things I do when all of my friends are out having fun and I'm not. Typically on Friday and Saturday nights:
1. Sit at home all night
2. Play Xbox live
3. If none of my friends are online (99% chance there not) play alone
4. Sit on the computer
5. Re-do my myspace layout
6. Look at people's pictures, wishing I was with them having fun
7. Watch T.V.
8. Do homework for my Honor classes
9. Go to bed at 10 pm. I text one of my friends: they ask "whats up?", I tell them "I'm in bed", they say "=Its early! sux you didn't get invited", I say "I know, I never get invited anywhere", and then they say "Oh well I'm having a great time at Lauren's party, gtg ttyl!"
1. Guy: Dude you want to go down to Jupiter!
Guy 2: Yeah! I heard that you get all the free alcohol, sex and pot you want!
2. Jack and Chris are in the hallway talking:
Jack: "Hey Chris did you get invited to Sharon's party this weekend?!"
Chris: "Not yet dude I hard everyone's going and its going to be the best party of the year"
Jack: "Yeah I know! She can only have about 75 people at her house though, so she is inviting those who she went to Middle school with."
Chris: "I heard about that, I was good friends with her, but since she is in the academy here at haven't seen her, maybe every once in awhile."
Jack: " Don't sweat it bro! She will invite you!
4 days later....
Jack, Chris, Louis, and Danny are leaving school
Louis: "HOLY SHIT! I never thought the day would end!"
Jack: "I know man, oh shit tonight is Sharon's big party!"
Danny: "I know dude! Are you all invited!?"
Chris: "No, I thought she was going to ask me but I haven't seen her."
Jack, Louis, Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Chris: "Well actually I talked to her on Monday. She told me that she was looking for all you guys and I asked why, she then said because she is having a party at her house and wanted to know where you guys were, because she wanted to invite you guys."
Louis: "And she didn't invite you!"
Chris: "I guess not"
Jack: "Dude I'm sorry, that totally blows."
Danny: "Hey dude I need to get home, do you guys need a ride?"
Jack: "Yeah can you Louis and me drive to my house?"
Danny: "Yeah sure, hey Chris do you need a ride?"
Chris: "You know what my mom said, I can't get into a car with anyone, I have to wait here for her to pick me up, so I have to wait another 20 minutes."
Danny: "Whatever dude, text any of us later"
Jack, Louis, Danny drove off leaving Chris.
Chris never got a call from Sharon about the party, sh he just concluded that he will spend another Friday night at his house. This was a record breaking 14th Friday night he hasn't gone anywhere. He plays a little Xbox 360 then goes online. He sees that no one is on Myspace nor AIM. All of his friend's away messages read: "SHARON'S PARTY@!!!", "getting ready! dinner with the girls then sharon's party!", "this is a party i just can't miss, i pity the losers who couldn't get an invite!" Turning off his computer, Chris was felt depressed, so at 9:54 pm he decides to hit the sack. After to listening to a few songs Chris decides to text Jack.
Chris: Hey dude
Jack: Hey bro@! good to hear from you
Chris: Yeah I know, how is the party?
Jack: OMG its fucking off the hook!
Chris: I would imagine
Jack: Yeah i know! haha oh shit! Louis is hooking up with Mary!!
Chris: WHAT! goddamnit I was going to ask her if Sharon invited me! We have been flirting for the past month and I heard that she likes me!
Jack: Well i guess she likes Louis dude
Chris: Thats so gay, dude I don't feel good
Jack: sorry dude, I have to go Sharon wants to dance with me!
Chris: Hope you have fun
Jack: I told everyone you said hi
Chris: Really? :)
Jack: But everyone didn't know who you were so they just said fuck him, oh well. I will ttyl Sharon wants to dance!
Everyone at school was talking about Sharon's party. Soon after that a lot of people had parties, not to Chris's surprise, everyone except him never got invited.