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A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.
'Hey, did you see Josh Baldock?'
'Yeah, nothing like the other Baldocks, damn he is square.'
dari badboi999 Jumat, 27 Maret 2015

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(v.) The act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.
At the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.
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a small town in north hertfordshire. fuck all ever happens, leading to the nickname "baldcok" as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullshitters (coppin) who think they're hard. hopefully he'll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.
Welcome to Baldock, the muff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you'll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually shit...so put up your brollies since you'll be dripping in fanny!

fuck off mate, stop lying.
dari G.O.C Jumat, 21 Agustus 2009

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