#1: Orgy

#2: A massive explosion

#3: Before the beginning (what?) there was nothing, and it exploded (what?).

In order for something to exist or happen three things are required: Time, Dimensions and Matter. In nothing these cannot exist, and yet apprently the Universe existed in the form of an infinetly dense, infinetly heavy thing - which should've made a black hole, but didn't. Also something triggered the Universe to start expanding, Scientists don't know what that was (admit it). Also according to the Law of Angular Momentum all fragments that are expelled from an object spin the same direction as the object. Saturn, Uranus, several moons and a couple of glaxies spin "backwards". Also according to the Second Law of thermodynamics all objects in a Closed System (the Universe), go from Order to Disorder. An explosion is not order it is disorder (Did the Atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima create order? No it did not.). Yet the universe has been operating just fine for billions of years, with 0 sign of disorder. So in order for the Big Bang to occur it would have to disobay a bunch of scientific laws. But still scientists believe it.

Some creationists say that the Earth is ~6000 years old. Nowhere in the bible does it say that. Genesis 1:1 says "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth." Then on the first creative day God made the Earth inhabitable (water, atmosphere etc.).

People say that the Bible is unscientific, that is not true. The ark that Noah built was a box, a very big box. Are there any ships that are basically boxes? Yes container ships. Noah was an amutuer and his design worked very well. The bible described the water cycle long before any scientist. Historically the Bible is true as well. It described the city of Ninevah - the Bible is the only book to describe this city, and it does exist. Archeologists discovered it in the 1840's. The city of Babylon has been discovered , and the Bible talks about it. Unscientific? I think not. Not Historical? I think Not.
Seriously the Big Bang is a big pile of nonsense.
dari A competant person Minggu, 21 September 2008
-See orgy.
dari sux0r Jum'at, 10 Oktober 2003
created when God was arm wrestling with his roommate chugs and God apparantly was losing so he farted and blew it in his roommates face and he farted again but this time it was into a match which caused the BIG BANG
ya smell that?

its a big bang joke from family ugy
dari Orpheus2008 Kamis, 10 Juli 2008
A sound that was heard when the hot water heater turned off and the shower water got cold.
My hot water heater is broken.
dari David Kamis, 10 Juni 2004
rough sex that makes you cum in seconds!
i had a big bang last nite
dari kinky biatch Minggu, 13 Maret 2005
a bullshit theory that just shows how much we like to see shit blow up
joe: how was the universe created?
bob: well, there was nothing, then it blew up and became something. its called the big bang.
joe: that sounds like the name of a fancy circle jerk
dari Jezuz Munky Sabtu, 19 April 2008
A disproven theory that people bring up all the time anyways. If all matter was at infinite mass and infinitely small density it would not explode, it would become a black hole, the universe would end where it had begun. The universe has always been here and always will be and there is no easy happy way of looking at it. Don't believe me? Ask Hawking, and then stfu about the big bang.
Johnny: I believe in the big bang theory!
Bobby: ::breaks Johnny's jaw:: the universe has always been here and always will be, stop believing in any and every dumb little theory that makes you feel more secure in your existence and live with the fact that you'll never understand it.
Johnny: Well the broken jaw isn't so bad now that you've helped me no longer be a pussy! Thanks Bobby!
dari Nik S. Minggu, 23 Oktober 2005

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