A term used to describe a woman, generally over 40 who, after years of reckless partying and drug abuse, decides that instead of realizing that she looks like a saggy leather purse in a dead end job, acts as if she were an attractive, popular 20-something hottie. A typical bitchbag makes pathetic attempts at connecting with youth, including creating myspace and facebook pages, and also listens to top 40 hits like Flo Rida, Chris Brown and Souja Boy, text messages constantly to anyone who will have sex with her, and makes a point to tell everyone around her about her sexual and social activities. Bitchbags also focus entirely on themselves and their perceived popularity, and will neglect personal relationships (husbands, children) and work in order to act as if they were sexy and wanted. A bitchbag is a sad, withered husk of a human who may have become something. Stay away from bitchbags at all costs.
"Man, ever since Raylee got her laptop and started chatting on sexu.com, she's left her husband and neglected work entirely. She acts as if she were 25 and treats everybody like shit."
This word came from a misunderstanding between my Wife and Myself. One day while putting the groceries away, I asked her where the milk was. She replied "it's in the bag"! There were at least 10 bags and I said "Which Bag"? She came around the corner and said "What did you call me"? I said "nothing, I asked "which bag""! We both laughed because she thought I had called her a "Bitch-Bag".