Pronunciation: \ˈkü-gər also -ˌgär\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural - cougars
Etymology: French couguar, modification of New Latin cuguacuarana

A cougar is a female mammal of the homo sapient family, 35-55 years old, found throughout most populated areas. A capable stalk-and-ambush predator, preying on much younger males, cougars can frequently be seen in urban and suburban densely-populated habitats with liquor licenses. A cougar's preferred prey item is usually but not always under 25, as cougars prefer to prey on younger men who have hair and get erections naturally. Typically solitary and territorial, cougars have been frequently observed hunting in packs while individual territory sizes depend on terrain, vegetation, and abundance of prey. A cougar's prime predation hours are late evenings to early mornings and especially during weekends. Cougars will typically leave their cubs with relatives, ex-husbands, ex-in-laws or an overnight sitter while hunting.

Typically, cougars have been known to misrepresent their age to prey items due to the normally short duration of predation periods, from one night to several months, and having the advantage of a smokin' hot appearance allowing them to pass for a much younger animal such as a puma. Being older, wiser, and highly skilled; cougars pursue younger men more for their unwavering stamina than for materialism as is the case with the puma. Cougars crave the attention and thrill of an uncomplicated sexually intense relationship that younger men tend to offer. Although the term's urban use began pejoratively, it is now usually viewed as a compliment, as young men frequently enjoy being preyed upon by an attractive cougar or MILF.

Physical characteristics

Cougars are slender and agile standing 5 to 6 foot in height, without heels, with the ideal specimen averaging 36" inches around the chest, 26" around the waist and 36" around the hips and buttocks while weighing anywhere between 100 to 135lbs on average. The cougar's head is well maintained with a luxurious and frequently dyed mane and a painted-on face. The cougar has 10 claws on their forepaws and 10 shorter claws on their hind paws which typically are painted the same color. The cougar's skin varies in color from specimen to specimen and even between siblings due to natural skin pigments, make-up, sun exposure and spray on tans. Hair color, design or absence of hair in the pubic region of the cougar varies according to the cougar's preference and whether the carpet will match the curtains but typically the hair is darker than the mane in which the norm is a landing strip or a small semi-triangular patch.

See also: lynx
Examples of cougars are; Kim Cattrall, Kim Basinger, Catherine Zeta Jones, Courtney Cox, Demi Moore, Faith Hill, Daryl Hannah, Tyra Banks, Vivica Fox, Andie MacDowell, among many other famous specimen.

Use in a sentence:
I smell like I've been malled by a cougar all night.
dari SensiScholar Jum'at, 08 Februari 2008
A distinguished species of older females who seek the company of younger males whilst avoiding the entanglements of a relationship, in favor of a lack of restrictions.

The cougar woman has overcome society’s proscribed behavior for women’s sexual behavior. Thus, she embraces her true self and lives her life to the fullest. She know what she wants and isn’t afraid to hunt for it!

There are several species of cougars, but an insatiable sexual appetite and a lack of interest in marriage and other conventional romantic institutions are common to all.
Man, check out the Cougar by the bar, she’s like way hotter than your mom.
dari PocketChangeNY Selasa, 08 Januari 2008
Cougar: N. 1. An older woman that is still totally hot and may or may not be down for the cause.
2. A milf but more seasoned.
That fucking fifty year old from those Bowflex commercials is a super cougar.
dari Dr. Phill Good Jum'at, 09 Februari 2007
A slang term used to describe an attractive older single woman.
There are alot of cougar's here, its time to hunt!
Recent research has shown that there are alot of cougars in the south orange county area.
dari Lance Bangwell Senin, 23 Oktober 2006
Any woman, usually a mother, who dates, sleeps with, or seeks out men for companionship that are 5 years or more the womans junior. Generally attractive, can be slutty but not a requirement. They tend to enjoy the company of the younger crowd due to being more free spirited. Not incapable of getting older men just generally highly sexual and finds younger men to be more her sexual equal than older gentlemen. Does not need to be over 30 but most of these women are.
"Dude, you're like 24, how old is your lady?"
"She's 30 dude, bagged myself a cougar. Giggity."

MILF cougar sexy horny highly sexual young men older women over sexed
dari Solve Lora Infernis Jum'at, 06 Mei 2011
A Cougar is a beautiful, sexy, confident woman age 40 plus, who takes good care of her self emotionally and physically. She looks younger than her age, she has glowing skin, long legs, firm boobs (without surgery) and a gorgeous smile. Simply put, she is natural and enjoys being with younger, hot guys, not just for sex, but also for love. She ultimately does not let age define her lifestyle.
In the long run the term "Cougar" is a degrading term to define the over 40 woman and should be abolished by the dictionary.
I cannot believe what a Cougar Demi

Moore is! She is still gorgeous with her long dark hair and wonderful body and she is married to the hottest dude, Ashton Kutcher! They seem so in love too!
dari Cerebral1963 Jum'at, 18 Juni 2010
I am reeling. I am 29 years 4 months old and I just got called a cougar for the first time! I have NEVER dated a man younger than me in my entire life. I simply, moved 2,000 miles away to a new town for a new job due to the horrible economy...And given it is that I have no friends, I went to the bar by myself to have a few drinks. I am the type to talk to anybody, and the people next to me at the bar happened to be a group of 22 and 23 year old men. I was friendly to them and enjoyed a few hours of good conversation, but I made NO advances. The men made advances on me! I turned them down because I am not interested in dating a younger man. And the young fellow labled me a Cougar on his frickin Twitter Page. I am floored.
I must be a new example as I was labled a Cougar. Im 29, athletic, hot, classically dressed, friendly, confident. But I'm not at all rich. I have a very successful career but am reeling in debt from my 7 years spent gaining higher education and my year of unemployment. So I do not appreciate being looked at as a sugar mama.
dari junebugrunner Sabtu, 06 Februari 2010

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