Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"
Horsham Boy 2: "No Way mate, you must be mad, i dont wanna get jacked (starts crying) Pleeeeasssse no, i really dont wanna go *sob, sob*, nooooooooooo!!!!!"
Basicly the biggets shit hole youv ever been to and if its pikies that your looking for, wev got fucking hundreds.feel free to take a few home with if you ever decide to come here(not recomened)ooo and if getting mugged rocks ya boat wonder round broadfield or bewbush at well...anytime of the day really.We also have a place called langladesh(langlygreen)theres a hole load of pakis that live there so its always a good place to get a currie. However the shoping is good. for example if u went to broadfeild and asked a pensioner if she new were to get a hold of some charlie she would probably sell u some at a resonable price on the spot.
"I fucking hate crwaley, theres to many pikies,pakis,gangsters and drug dealers.o and thats another thing theres to many racist people, it makes me sick!"
It's mostly Chavs (according to the Emos). The town is full of grandparents in their late 20s and boasts some of Europe's youngest mums.
SussexKid 2: No! Don't do it! There's nothing there except crime!
*Crawley Kid Interrupts*
Crawley Kid: That's true! Give me your money!