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That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.
I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.
dari xfitnutty Sabtu, 01 September 2012

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Digitally speaking when a computer program is "fucking up your shit" but specifically when two items of your digital work, projects or programs are exactly switched making both of the technical items absolutely wrong. A simple glitch making your digital needs unattainable for the moment. Usually remedied by closing the offending programs and/or restarting the program.
When you have two Facebook accounts, one for work and one for pleasure and when you open Facebook and it shows your inbox from one account and your friends list from the other account. My Facebook account is so whack, it's cross fucked.
dari Facebook Rogue Senin, 16 November 2009

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The act of being extremely high and extremely drunk at the same time. Resulting in a incredibly strong euphoric state, and almost always resulting in a loss of memory the next day.
GUY1:did you see frank last night he was so gone.
GUY2:ya he was Cross Fucked.
dari agrove85 Jumat, 01 Mei 2009

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Crossfaded, but in an exclusively negative way, with extreme nausea and total lack of pleasure or enjoyment.
One bowl and a couple beers and I was having a good time, but after six shots of Jack Daniel's I was crossfucked and vomited all over myself.
dari Ian Rice II Selasa, 02 September 2008

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