Top Definition
Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.
Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA
dari rollercoasterkid Rabu, 14 April 2010
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A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.
I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.
dari mohawkslim Kamis, 13 November 2014

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