Someone who thinks that the commerce clause, actually means the "Unlimited power to the federal government clause"

Believes that

"To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes" Actually means that the federal government has the right to regulate everything that even comes close to maybe effecting another state economically no matter how remote. Believes that because they have the right to regulate trade BETWEEN states means that they have the right to regulate roads built in States, regulate what you grow in your farms even if its just for private use, and that the clause gives them power to force you to buy insurance because... apparently being alive is participating in interstate commerce.
Democrat:You know have to buy insurance average Joe, whether you want or can afford.
Joe:Wait But im just trying to make my house payments, how am i supposed to afford that, and...wait what in the constitution gives you the right to force me to buy insurance.

Democrat: The commerce clause.
Joe:Wait what? Im not trading things between states, I'm simply living here in California, I haven't ever sold anything in any other state, heck I dont even own a business, how am i affecting interstate commerce.
Democrat: Your alive, that means that your effecting the United States economy and we have a right to control everything you do thanks to the Unlimited power...I mean commerce clause.
Joe:...
Democrat:Make sense.
Joe: Theres no way you really believe that.
Democrat:If it gets us by in the Supreme court, I dont give a crap.
dari ThomasJefferson10154 Minggu, 04 April 2010
One who spends all of their time trolling the definitions for "Republican", instead of actually adding positive statements to their own.

see mangina for the definition of all democrats.
Democrat: "I think we should give Govt. handouts too those who are too lazy to get a job, with no rules about what they can spend it on."
dari clewis102010 Rabu, 06 Oktober 2010
an individual who thinks the middle class should provide everything for everyone else and believes that killing the unborn is acceptable. Generally self-righteous and narrow-minded advocates for political corectness. Voted morons like Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama into office. 70% of the cause for the problems in America (for other 30%, see Republican)
All that woman does is leach off the system. Must be a democrat.
dari Done With Democrats Kamis, 11 November 2010
idiot totalitarians that like to increase taxes while saying they will do great things with them but somehow we just wind up in more debt.
Obama's retarded heath care plan is typical of a Democrat
dari The boss hoss #14 Selasa, 28 September 2010
One of two major political parties in the United States, often characterized by hypocrisy, hyperbole, and confrontation without offers of resolution.
Tend to believe in the value a federalist government which:
(1) controls and redistributes the product of it's citizens labor to the lazy and purposefully indigent, justified by the principal that a small percentage of those people are truly incapable of increasing their quality of life while failing to acknowledge that the majority achieve their lot by choice;
(2) Controls, surveils, and dictates morality to the citizens of the 50 independent states comprising the Union (see: reauthorization of the Patriot Act);
(3) Assumes (incorrectly) all American citizens are evil and dispassionate by nature and therefore require a government to enforce a means of charity through excessive taxation, including one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world.
(4) Believes that failing public schools should be given more money so they can pay higher salaries to underperforming teachers while begrudging a parent who wants to send their kid to a better school so they may learn something other than the proper vein to use when shooting heroin.
(5) Cries for the end of prolonged conflict in distressed Muslim countries, unless they (democrats) start the war themselves.
Chad sees a panhandler:
If Chad is a rational human being - "we should create a solid base for employment in this region and then offer incentivized assistance for the panhandler to educate and prepare for meaningful work in one of these jobs, provided he displays commitment and work ethic, thereby providing for a citizen and increasing contributions to our society."
If Chad is a Democrat - "we should provide Chad with food and shelter to comfort him in between his pan-handling hours, and create a system where you supplement his income through assistance paychecks that he in no way earns, but which will make me feel good about myself, even if I didn't do anything but force you to do stuff."
dari freethinker24 Jum'at, 27 Mei 2011
The political party leaning more towards the left wing. The extremist democrats are sometimes referred to as communists are "Liberals"

Their fan base usually consists of low class citizens, minorities and naive, dumbass teenagers and young 20s college students.

The beliefs of democracy are as follows= Its okay to kill an unborn baby but not to kill a convicted murdurer.

Becoming rich is evil and that everyone should live in poverty
The government takes care of you, its not your job to make your own money.
Even if your in this country illegally, its ok. Sit down, relax and dont pay taxes!
If you make under 50,000$ a year, its okay not to pay taxes and get free lunches. Because its not your military that is protecting you and the schools lunches that you are eating.
Barack (dumbass) Obama (democrat
dari Karly Marx Senin, 28 Maret 2011
A political party so illogical, hypocritical, and insane that it drives people to actually vote Republican.

Democrats believe that the best way to create jobs is to attack businesses with excessive taxes and regulations, that the honest and hard-working should be financially raped by the lazy and ignorant, that we can tax our way to victory, and that discrimination is wrong yet we should discriminate against anyone who is religious, white, male, southern, rich, or anyone who has the audacity to have a view that opposes the Democratic agenda.

In order to ensure “Progress”, the Democrats have resorted to dividing the country by isolating groups of people such as minorities and women, making them feel worthless and oppressed by society, and then exploiting them for political purposes.

Democrats constantly champion the message that in order to be worth anything you have to go to college.

However, since poorer people (many of which are minorities) can’t afford college and have no factories to work in, they are forced onto social programs like Welfare where they can be kept forever in the grip of economic slavery and voting Democrat while also being lied to repeatedly by the media that those evil, rich, white Republicans are the real reason they are unable to get ahead in life.
Minority #1: Now that I graduated High School, I’m going to college!

Minority #2: What?! You can’t afford college dude. You’re poor and Colleges are so overpriced that only middle class and rich folks can afford them.

Minority #1: Oh…

Minority #2: It’s all the Republicans fault man. See Colleges are run entirely by liberals but somehow it’s the Republicans fault that the prices are so high.

Minority #1: Wow Republicans are all evil and racist then. I’m voting Democrat then since they really care about my future! Everyone gets rich on Welfare right?
dari AverageJoe1984 Kamis, 09 Februari 2012

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