Top Definition
Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"
dari Hazard Jum'at, 24 Oktober 2003
1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
dari Elix Selasa, 29 Maret 2005
One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.
-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger
dari not Dan N. Rabu, 26 November 2008
An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
dari Proximale Sabtu, 21 Oktober 2006
One who mongers much douchery.
Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!
dari shmelenix Sabtu, 24 Oktober 2009
a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason
1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
dari so not andrew Minggu, 10 Mei 2009
Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.
"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."
dari HPFanatic Sabtu, 22 Agustus 2009

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