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15.
One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.
Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.
dari GeoSlab Selasa, 25 September 2012
 
16.
a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche
That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe
dari Sennex Kamis, 29 Juli 2010
 
17.
Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).
Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!
dari You know! Jum'at, 12 Oktober 2012
 
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Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
dari Nuanda03 Rabu, 29 Agustus 2012
 
19.
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
dari C.R.W Rabu, 16 Januari 2013
 
20.
An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
dari Macknificent Jum'at, 14 Desember 2012
 
21.
Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
dari summercandy Kamis, 24 Maret 2011