Langganan Indonesian
cari istilah yang lo mau, kaya' yeet:
 
1.
A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
dari FMFlex Rabu, 13 April 2005
500 403
 
2.
this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of
shit he's awesome, he must be Ewan

Ewan: Hey
Stranger: *omg Ewan just said hello*
dari sn0wflake Selasa, 25 Desember 2012
62 16
 
3.
universal insult of all kinds, no set boundries on this "jack of all" cut downs
You're Ewan, Thats Ewan, Don't be Ewan
dari The Grifter Kamis, 03 Februari 2005
259 224
 
4.
ewan is a tagalog (philippine language) term for things you can't remember.

other alternative tagalog term with the same meaning as "ewan", "hindi ko alam", "malay ko"
tagalog: Ewan ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: I don't know, where do you place it.

other alternative:
tagalog: hindi ko alam kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.

tagalog: malay ko kung saan mo nilagay yan.
english: same as above.
dari Anthony Guillen Minggu, 06 Agustus 2006
164 133
 
5.
A sick cunt, in ways related to a doloto. Good looking guy, likes to make out with men.
"You are such a ewan, dude"
dari BAH! Senin, 07 Februari 2005
184 172
 
6.
A totally whipped Hobbit with hairy feet (which he shaves).
eeeeeeeeeewan. look at them hairy feet!
dari Dave Teh Ravorz Minggu, 25 Januari 2004
172 160
 
7.
Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.
Ewan: "Hey."

Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."

Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."

Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."

Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
dari Jack Gore Rabu, 09 Oktober 2013
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