We will enslave and then bury you!
Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food!
dari Martian Conquistador Kamis, 05 Februari 2004
A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
dari Paul Minggu, 13 Februari 2005
"god's" abortion....the human race
Humans:The most expendable form of life on the planet!!!!!
dari humanhater Kamis, 17 Januari 2008
a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
dari Aira Sabtu, 04 Oktober 2003
An omnivorous mammal, commonly known to the scientific community as, “homo sapiens”, whose precise evolutionary origins remain in dispute. Though some believe that human beings are distinguished from other creatures through the unique possession of a “soul”, others believe that it is the desire of humans to find a sense of “meaning” and “purpose” in their finite existence which separates man from other beasts. A poodle, for instance, cares not whether its existence serves any greater purpose than its own being. Such thoughts have probably never even occurred to any poodle through out history, nor a gorilla or even a dolphin for that matter. Nor are they ever likely to.
"Cheer up, you're only human."
dari nethcev! Kamis, 24 Agustus 2006
A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)
You are probably a human if you're reading this
dari Pengueleon Jumat, 19 Juni 2015
one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies"
there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it
"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez
dari anorphirith Kamis, 07 Desember 2006
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