to jizz so hard you fart
Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.
dari roscoe ruckspin Jum'at, 06 Juni 2008
to fart out jizz from the penis.
you got me so excited i just jarted every were and it was just terrible it was everywere it was on the wall and the ceilings it was horrifying but it really turned you on.
dari anniejustjarted Senin, 13 September 2010
short for jizz fart, compound noun: a fart containing particles of jizz, typically produced after one has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Example 1:
Person A: How come you have such good Gay-dar?
Person B: Oh, it's a gift I have: I can smell jarts.

Example 2:
-It was only when I walked in on my two roommates in the bathroom, one reading Nietzche's the Gay Science in German, the other jarting in the shower, that I realized what true love was.
dari Devmaster11 Selasa, 17 Agustus 2010
Similar to a shart, but produced out of an erect penis.

ie: To jart, verb. Jarted, pastence.
1) I pre maturely ejartulated.

2) She was going to go down, but I jarted instead.

3) She asked me to jart on her feet.

4) If jarting last more than 4 hours, use condom inplace of depends.

5) I jarted on the small area of her back.

6) Baby I just jart, but that doesn't mean i'm done.

7) "I took her to my house casue' she was fine, then she whipped out a jart stick bigger than mine." -Afroman
8) Interratial jarting

9) Anal jarting, that's shitty.
dari Bobeaty Rabu, 07 Juli 2010
To jizz and fart at the same time.
Sammy was so excited that he jarted!
dari hellonikki Jum'at, 09 April 2010
A man in the work place who, as a result of being unable to confess his undying love and adoration for the colleague who sit on his left and the colleague who sits diagonally across, becomes an office bully. Often times characterized by violent episodes of docking, consequently destroying the selfesteem and confidence of those around him. Behavior generally attibuted to being raised by a clan of daylons at a young age.
It's your fault. If you weren't so concerned about how many facebook friends you had in comparison to Sven, then maybe he would accept your docking offers. You are such a Jart!!
dari frank949798 Selasa, 11 September 2007
1. A team of four super cool musicians that entrance many a club patron with thier awesome new wave sound
2. A team of four pilots of their own respective craft, each representing an animal of some nature. All of which combine, when that power is called upon, to form the amazing JARTron... a mech who's power is so great,
even conceiving that it has limits is utter blastphemy
3. 1 and 2 are not related...or are they?
4. A word used to describe something that is simply too awesome for words.
1. JART showed off it's rightous thrashing skills at the club last evening.
2. When the world was faced with an unspeakable peril, JART arrived and kicked peril in it's appropriate "peril kicking" places.
3. JART the band is not JART the ultra super science ninja team that protects Earth from city-smashing-monsters(tm) by wielding giant animal robots that form a super robot of unstoppable power...or are they?
4. Man....JART is just....JART!
dari Mcaffy Kamis, 25 Maret 2004

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