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When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
dari TheNoTouchyCummer Senin, 12 Oktober 2009
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When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
dari NorsemanMN Minggu, 04 Januari 2015
The act of randomly leaving a group and then blaming the group for them leaving.
Bruce: You guys suck!
*Bruce has left the group
James: Wow he Joshed us!
dari Amazing_Tangerine Rabu, 11 Maret 2015
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
dari SoAn14 Selasa, 07 Desember 2010
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
dari Jackhammer300 Selasa, 15 April 2014
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
dari $e9a Selasa, 07 April 2009
Being lied to all the mother fucking time
Yo man you mother fuckin just joshed me cause I killed her after she slept with my nigga.
dari Ppinme69 Kamis, 19 Maret 2015

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