An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
dari Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan Selasa, 25 Juni 2013
She is the biggest hoe in all of high school. She'll take it up the butt for a doller and spread her legs for the world to see. She is known to squirt during math class and is always followed by puddles because of her squirting fetish. Guys know her as whoremoyle and girls know her as the squirt champion of the world. People try to avoid her as much as possible but when she needs her fill she will get filled. SQUIRT CHAMP
dari Mr. Uniball Rabu, 14 Desember 2011
is a huge slut , the fakest person you will ever meet . you will regret it ; stubborn ; always gets what she wants ; attentionwhore ; very dramatic ; and needs braces ; also known as the blonde at times ; and may be considerd a little bitch with attitude
dari locisdodo Rabu, 12 Oktober 2011
Sometimes dosent know when to shut up and can be a whore who will act all inocent but her inner skank will show
A megan is skanky, and a whore and will never know how to be real
dari Megan... Minggu, 23 November 2014
One word; CRAP. If you wanted to use some more words you could say, CRAP IN A CAN or CRAP, MY DOG JUST SHITTED ON MY FACE.
Megan, it smells like bootay sweat.
dari Lilyab Crabbitt Sabtu, 28 Mei 2011
Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms.
I had the best trip of my life last night after i took some megans.
dari Mushroom eater Selasa, 06 Desember 2011
Megan is a bitch and she's wayyy too loud, she needs to calm the fuck down. She fucks every guy in town and everyone knows her as the whore with the big ass. She's also very dumb and uses no common sense.
Did you hear about the new guy Megan fucked last night?
Megan's such a bitch!!
dari lissafrank Jumat, 02 Januari 2015
The exact opposite of a vegan.

Actually considers it to be morally and ethically wrong to kill a plant or anything else that sprouted out of the earth. They will often refer to vegans as "seed slayers" and "Carrot killers"
Sydney: hey baby, want some tofu parmesean?
Daniel: Nooo way, you wont tempt me with your rotted plant flesh, I'm a Megan! Do you realize how many rainforests have to be chopped down to produce those tofu fields?

dari DImberman Minggu, 25 Mei 2008

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