Top Definition
PTA
An abbreviated shower or bath that just takes care of the basic essentials ("Pits, tits, and ass"), taken when time or clean water is limited.
"I slept right through my alarm clock...I barely had time to brush my teeth and take a PTA before running out of the house."
#shower #bath #hygiene #clean #water #soap #smell #bo
dari Rotter Minggu, 06 Agustus 2006
A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.
After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.
#tap bath #dry cleaning #slut dusting #dirty birdy #cleanse for pretends
dari noyoudidnt Rabu, 12 Oktober 2005
PTA
PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"
Mom: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
Daughter: *kills self*
#family #parents #teacher #school #mom #dad #daughter #son #child #pta #funny
dari sasucks Selasa, 02 Oktober 2012
Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.
Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!
dari Eric Peterson Kamis, 07 Juli 2005
PTA
The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).
Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!
#p #t #a #pits #tits #ass #shower #dicks #cock #mongler #douche
dari Bamfthony Sabtu, 26 September 2009
Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective
Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``
#italian shower #sink wash #big wash #a lick and a prayer #rag on a stick wash
dari King Bariteke Rabu, 15 Januari 2014
PTA
Poor Tight Ass who happens to be the mom of one of the popular girls.
Dude, who's that?
That's Chaela's mom, she one of the PTA's.
#popular #snotty #full of it #ass #hater
dari Schmello! Sabtu, 27 September 2014
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