Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.