cari istilah yang lo mau, kaya' dirty sanchez:
 
1.
An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.
First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF
dari jetwake08 Selasa, 11 Oktober 2011
 
2.
How some people say smith.
yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff
dari hyroller Sabtu, 28 Februari 2009
 
3.
To out think or out do.
I totally smiffed him during the debate.
dari Cathy Selasa, 09 Maret 2004
 
4.
A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.
"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."
dari Maetrix Senin, 07 Januari 2008
 
5.
A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.
"<friend> is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres <friend>?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"
dari GruffHater Jum'at, 15 Mei 2009
 
6.
SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.
"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"

"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"
dari h3rt@ Kamis, 24 November 2011
 
7.
(verb) To out think or out do.
When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'
dari BlueDrowsy Selasa, 09 Maret 2004