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Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).
"Hey Shappy, how's the shap?"
"What's your shap on the game?"
"You shappin' over later?"
"You hear that milt's shap on Luongo?"
"I got shap!"
"Your shap is the top shelf, milt free!"
"Shap late!"
dari Vitamin_V12 Kamis, 27 Oktober 2011
Masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Guy 1: "Where you goin' dude?"
Guy 2: "I'll be right back, I'm just gonna go for a quick shap."
dari cbrian13 Minggu, 25 April 2010
Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.
Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!
dari FjordIsABaller Jum'at, 18 April 2014
The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.
"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"

"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."

" mean a Shap."

dari FreshFromDenver Kamis, 10 Januari 2008
To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."
dari TopNotchTopHat Senin, 05 Mei 2014
a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.
"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"
dari Raddichio Rabu, 06 April 2005
Second-Hand After Person Shits, when the person before you has taken a massive crap and you don't want the person after you to assume it's yours.
*exiting gas station bathroom*

"Wow, that is some serious SHAPS."

"Ah, well, at least it's not your fault."
dari Grin Ann Bareit Sabtu, 28 April 2012

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