cari istilah yang lo mau, kaya' blumpkin:
 
1.
(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
dari Joe W Newman Kamis, 28 Agustus 2008
 
2.
when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.
Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!
dari JD & MTP & ER Kamis, 11 September 2008
 
3.
Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a car and hit the downhill slope on your board even faster.

An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board. I didn't even blink. owned.
dari Gimodos Jum'at, 16 Mei 2008
 
4.
Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a moving car and hit the downhill slope on your board like a true shramper would. An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board from top to bottom.
dari Gimodos Minggu, 18 Mei 2008