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A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.
dari psycho bitch Minggu, 14 Maret 2004
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One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
dari urbanslushie Minggu, 25 Juli 2004
verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
dari mikespooner Senin, 17 September 2007
A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
dari jackiiboii Sabtu, 18 Januari 2014
A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.
Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?
dari saulafan288 Minggu, 20 Juni 2004
A Cunt.
'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'
dari blargh!! Minggu, 13 Desember 2009
Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.
That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.
dari Mister Ignorant Kamis, 01 April 2004

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