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22.
an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
dari Alex Stretch Miller Senin, 04 April 2011
 
23.
a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.
ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.
dari tessasaurususus Rabu, 21 Juli 2010
 
24.
A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
dari guinea piglet Kamis, 19 Agustus 2010
 
25.
Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."
dari GaCaSm Selasa, 15 Juni 2010
 
26.
A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.
dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!
dari #45 farty Sabtu, 18 Juli 2009
 
27.
Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.
After eating such a large meal, being tessa sounds perfect.
dari Nithloc Kamis, 10 Juli 2008
 
28.
a girl who has physical appearances similar to an apple
OMG. Tessa is so fruity looking.
dari Clement and Wei Jum'at, 14 Desember 2007