Blandness incarnate in vehicle form.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Jeff finally decided to spend some money and bought a new car. Guess which type?

Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.
dari Kanye Weston Sabtu, 04 Agustus 2012
Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.
Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.
dari DMG260 Kamis, 25 Maret 2010
A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!

Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!

Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!

Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!

Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)

Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
dari Carguy777 Sabtu, 27 Februari 2010
1. A Japanese car company that has manufactured Hybrid cars and models such as the Supra and Corrola, which are very popular in the U.S.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.
1. I bought my Hybrid from Toyota the other day.
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates
dari dkjnvoelushgnvbailuerdfjkhmn,c Jum'at, 10 Desember 2010
A foreign car that losers like to put really big tires on and think they are cool.
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dari Red Dog Rabu, 17 Agustus 2005
A vehicle that does not stop. Enough said.
Joey: Wow, that car isn't stopping, oh no, it's headed straight for that fast moving intersection. We're going to see people die in a few seconds!
Rachel: Well, it must be a Toyota.
Phoebe: Just be glad that it's not behind us.
dari FriendsFan2008 Rabu, 24 Februari 2010
Toyota® (N): Cars with great gas milage, stiff suspension and a gas pedal with a mind of its own. Will kill 90% of america when it Kamikaze's into a house or 7/11. Floor mats for comfort could cause brain damage. remember to drive a toyota you have to learn left foot braking/ rally driving.
i was driving my grandma and that bitch wouldnt shut up. i told her to get out and look at the hood of my car and my gas pedal "got stuck" and i hit her. damn toyota killed my grandma.
dari Gerstec Senin, 15 Maret 2010

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